It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do ... Go through his clothes and look for loose change – Miracle Max
This quote from The Princess Bride popped into my mind while I was sitting in a make-believe tram, pretending to do secret things on Samsung’s latest phone while sitting next to another journalist who was, like me, pretending to be a passenger.